No emoting here.Be more affectless daily.
No dating in the city nor affection either.
No visions of hell promulgated here
No flying angels by order.
No thinking between 7 am and 10 pm except Sundays.
No feeling while alive.
No sex in public except for cats and dogs.And horses.
Lying allowed all day in the Council Chamber.
No statistics can be collected without a permit.
No permits allowed.
No reflecting except in water.
Please powder your nose at home.We are toilet paupers.
Do not apply rouge to your behind.Let it speak for itself.
Men’s trousers must not be worn at half mast except in a gale.
Cats must not snore unless dead.
Drastic punishment awaits all who are unruly.
These are the rules.
Be ruly ,please.Otherwise you are unruly as there is no grey here.
Boundaries are real yet invisible.Howzat?
How my heart sings 
I suspect NONE may venture down this road. 😉 Hugs!
We once saw a sign like one of these
True!
The road less travlled