My dear doctor

I went to the doctor, he said I’d pre-flu,

I said “my dear doctor what shall I do?”

Next time I went, he said “It’s pre- shock.”

And then I had pre measles,pre mumps and pre-pox

I ran to the doctor,he said ” You’re pre-well”

I said “Are you sure it’s not just a pre-quel?”

Next time I turned up,he’d gone out for a walk

It’s hard for a doctor who wants to pre-talk.

I went to the optician, who said I’m pre-blind

I thanked him for being so intensely unkind.

I went back to the doctor,and these words I said

“I’m pre -blind, pre-deaf,pre-ill and pre-dead