I once fell in love with a Scot.

He made love every hour on the dot.

When I asked for time off

He stifled his wrath.

And  began to drink tea from my pot

I said,in England we drink tea from mugs.

And we keep our milk in a milk jug.

We take sugar too

If we feel super -blue.

Then we go,glug,glug,glug,glug.

Gentlemen like blondes   it is said

Though I prefer jam on my bread.

Men, I adore.

Need I say more?

But now my old man is quite dead.