You are an emergency

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I’ll never love again,not whenever,never.Her hands are always waving,her nose runs all day and her feet tweet nonstop.Is it the New Exercise?

I made a witch profit by teaching her doubt  to cats.
At least tantalize me till it’s light tonight.
At last abreast for the I’s.Level at last.
He gave me a laugh and many sinful emotions I’d never imagined
He laughed all the way to the bonk
I generally lay my bards on the table before work
l left my mark on his back…..mud sticks and I cling
I leave no home unconsumed.
I’m just a devil in my own lifetime
I was left by his falter at the altar and I forgave him everything.
She’s a legend so well defined…she’s never out of her own mind
It was the fleeter of my two feet which arrived at the finishing post.I’ll catch up with it later.
Is that a crutch or are you Blimping to meet me?
Will they make my groans into groceries?
Let sloping fogs lie freely over all the elastic blands.
I let the flat out to an old hag.She had bags under her eyes and a broomstick under her charms.
Let’s never poll again.
I’ll never be a  glove again.
No,I’ll never write a double negative for you.No,not ever
She said,let’s spit now..but I refused,so she bit my head off with a word.She’s digested the dictionary and needs practice,you see.

His blinkers are perfect.His winks are a pleasure to behold.
Let’s love again before the next millenium ends
You keep me mating all of the time.What did I do,was it so wrong?
Was it my song?
You keep waiting till the end of the rhymes;
And longer,sometimes.
Let’s prance again while the potatoes simmer
and as our eyes grow much more dimmer.
Grammar.. who weeds that?
Cast your spellings onto me and I’ll import them into my head with the aid of a nail file.
What did I do? What was so bling?
I have your number  here in my diary … is it 999?
I’ll sentence you tomorrow.I give you my word and this full stop as I have few colons free.
Let me charm you again all night

He once fell in love

He once fell in love with an artist
Whom he courted with care and with tact
But when she moved in he was angry
Because she wasn’t matter of fact.

She liked to dream and to wonder
As she wandered the fields all day long.
He got  annoyed and nastily riled..
As forever she sang her own song.

She did not dream of his hankies
Nor boil them and scrub them each week,
She didn’t cook him his breakfast
Though she was was exceedingly sweet.

When he cursed loudly,she grumbled
She said he should be polite.
He was aggressive and angry
Because he believed he was right.

He sat down on his armchair
And listed down all her defects…
When she came in, he cursed again,
To teach her to have more respect.

Why are you not that angel
With golden and curly long hair?
Why did you trick me and trap me?
I am hurt and you don’t even care.

You didn’t know me, she answered
You constructed a mate with your mind.
And when you got to know me well
You didn’t realise you’d been blind.

I have done nothing to hurt you.
I am just who I always was.
You are angry I don’t fit your dreaming.
You’ll find out that no woman does

She packed her bag and departed
And he felt so lonely and lost,
But he knew he should stick to his principles
However dreadful the cost.

We all have our expectations
But we cannot read each others’ minds.
We assume we have found our soul mate
So attack her for being unkind.

In fact we treat others as phantoms
As ghosts from the back of our minds.
We rarely realise they are other
For we prefer to be blind.

We think we’re conversing and seeing
But we are talking, in the main, to ourselves
We have no Imagination
In fantasy blind we all dwell.

Yet there may be someone surprising
Who will give us a chance to be known….
But who dares to open their heart…
In case they might act like a clown.

Time is passing so swiftly
We need to let go of ideals.
We will die alone without knowing
That we can meet someone real.