Day: May 5, 2015

As for Canvassing,it’s for the deck chairs.

I,for one, will be very glad when the Erection is over.
I hate all this Pugnacity we get daily.
I will never go Whoring or vote Rebarbative.
I would rather have higher relaxation,personally.
I think we sould examine our terrors daily.
I will be glad when we get Rising Tramps off the T.V.
I don’t believe loving men is so aggressive.
I am hoping to switch myself off before the Big Ray comes.
As for Canvassing,it’s for the deck chairs.
Ed Miliband is doing better than his enemies jeered.
In the end,it’s love that counts so get out your arithmetic books and begin now.. one,love yourself,two love your enemy,three….
I myself hate the Hellish vision we all watch nightly.
Why not try reverie for an hour or two?

A very strange form of birth control.

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All I know is that diaphragms are a form of birth control.
I am puzzled by that because we all have diaphragms, yet some of us have no control of any kind.
If your diaphragm doesn’t move you can’t breathe so you can’t procreate.
No,you’d be dead!
A very strange form of birth control.
Maybe you can just faint and then your husband can have his way with you.
But would you want sex with someone unconscious?
It’s another case of a-symmetry.. a man can have relations with a faint woman but if the man faints that’s the end of it.
How disappointing.
I suppose you might use a carrot instead.
Well,it would be a form of birth control.
And girth control.
How come?
Sex is exercise,isn’t it?
Being alive is exercise!
Keep moving in any way you can,.however irregular.
Regular is better…
But anything goes today.
Even carrots.
Control..you love to lose it.

Occasionally, some of your readers may see a meat pie here.

He has an empty flattery battery

Woods embossed

He’s as easy  to hug as  it would be  to kiss a tree   on its  crown
Life’s not easywhen I  see ghosts smoking without ashtrays
I feel uneasy as  your lies made me queasy.
Poisoned by  reason
Beat lead.Buy a  fountain pen today.Qouink!
He sits like a broomstick at a wedding for dummies
Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares? Then ban hunting,for God’s sake.He made all ot none of us
Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since

the cat  died.
Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s

been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry  a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra
Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys?
Are you on  an imaginative roller coaster?Join our club for the highly

imaginative person
Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off

my knees.I am worn down by the duress
I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming
The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Revenge
I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you

work that way.. it’s real cute.
These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow

the whole dictionary?
The agenda    makes  my daydreams into real works of art or design
Even a wild man finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while.