| He’s as easy to hug as it would be to kiss a tree on its crown | |||||
| Life’s not easywhen I see ghosts smoking without ashtrays | |||||
| I feel uneasy as your lies made me queasy. | |||||
| Poisoned by reason | |||||
| Beat lead.Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink! | |||||
| He sits like a broomstick at a wedding for dummies | |||||
| Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares? Then ban hunting,for God’s sake.He made all ot none of us | |||||
| Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since
the cat died. |
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| Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s
been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra |
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| Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys? | |||||
| Are you on an imaginative roller coaster?Join our club for the highly
imaginative person |
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| Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off
my knees.I am worn down by the duress |
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| I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming | |||||
| The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Revenge | |||||
| I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you
work that way.. it’s real cute. |
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| These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow
the whole dictionary? |
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| The agenda makes my daydreams into real works of art or design | |||||
| Even a wild man finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while. |
How my heart sings 