Bereft from tennis

We went to see Deaf in Venice last night.We couldn’t hear a thing.
We went to see Death with Menace and have been feeling threatened ever since.
We went to see Dead in Venice.I loved the undertaker.Sadly he dies too.
Why are you so blinkered? It’s my nun’s habit.
Why are you so knackered?I went down their yard.Can’t you go in the bathroom?No I have a shy bladder.You should get it out more.I thought it was illegal.
Being beaten never did me any harm.So what did it then?
That’s a very tall story… it’s positively attic.
We always ate fish on Friday until the pond was empty.Then the cat began to stutter. Meeeeemeee meee… ow!