To raise my self esteem I am

To raise my self esteem I am

1] Following my selves on Facebook.
2]Getting a new hair style…a red wig
3]Having my eyelash tinted.
4]Buying some long lasting blue lipstick.
5]Going to visit all my friend.
6]Relearning how to do long division
7]Buying some glue to joing my split off selves together.
8]Giving up helping others unless they really need it
9] Listening to Radio 3 more.
10] Realise self esteem is not important and recalling how nice it is to forget one’s self in being creative,baking,gardening etc