I relieved myself

When I was at school we learned spammer and witticisms in the English lesson.And I loved it to spits.Especially those phrases like: je ne sais pas.
In history we spent a year on canals,roads and railways and we never saw the teacher again which was lucky as she was about to begin the study of Revolutions and I have always had whizzy hells and dirt to go.
In geography we learned how to colour in maps of the world and how to go up the pole or poles
In gym lessons some of us found sliding down the ropes rather intriguing.That was before they introduced us to text in special blessings.
We also learned English Country Prancing and how to make cart wheels.
I disliked doing those erratic equations in Maths for an hour a day but it passed the rhyme faster.
I loved languages especially Rattin’ and Squeak which apparently were used by human beings when we were civilised and before proper English was spoke here.Imagine the peasants labouring over Virgins and Hyppocratese and so forth.Did they learn economically?
We did learn some science like how to play with mercury balls and others’ balls such as crickets and bats and so on.We also did Monotony which I liked as I could fall into a light slumber.
I once set my hair on fire in the lab and then I was extinguished by my friend Ally.
After I left school I relieved myself at the university where the staff were very virtuous to ladies.