Silence emboldens.
See red ,sweet maid,I bet you’re very clever.
He looks as bold as he feels.
He feels me very touching
Thank you very much for the poetry ironer.
So is this a good mien…
Some clotheads insult me without even gnawing.
He broke up with her as all the windows in his house fell in when he made love on Sundays.
But surely it was an act of God; he was trying to reap moles on the Sabbath.
And he shot a chicken when it tried to cross the road.
He was deficient in elasticity….he needs a rubber soul…………………. and a tin heart
She has Mall a la tete.
I have ’em all a ma tete.Wire lambs

Thanks for all  those calls and emails,
Thanks for caring that I’m here.
In my darkest, lonesome moments
These replies will keep you near.

Thanks for answering all my letters
Thanks for the rich time you give.
Thanks for sharing heartfelt thoughts
And being so generous with your love.

Thank you for your wit and grace,
Thank for your funny face.
Thank you for your deep blue gaze and
Thank you for your warm embrace.

Thank you,thank you,thank you,thank.
Love you,love you,love you,Love.
Thank you,thank you,thanks to you,
Because,because,because,Becaus all

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  That is no hat, it’s a lion;
  The label says its name was Brian.
  To think that it’s dead
  And sits on your head.
  Thank the Lord it’s not Ariel from Zion

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  I like to read medical humour
  Or tales about school childrens’ bloomers.
  Do they still err at subtraction
  And large vulgar fractions;
  Or start off  wild hysterical rumours