Day: March 8, 2015

For all ,Cat licked every tear…

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Ray Queers cat’s in parquet.
They are waiting for our partitions.
Say but the word and my sole shall be heeled.
Guarded the angels from seven sodomites.
Hail glorious St Hat Trick.
Lord, it’s hearsay.
Lord, I’m worser
Forgive all dear trespassers.
Blessed is the foot of thy broom.
Pay for us now and the whore at our death.
I believe in none,God.
The communion of taints.
But Joseph had a bee.
Jesus wants me for his bathroom.
The Ten Demanding Torments are here.
Have you paid your wrecks yet?
For all the saints who laboured at their tests
For all the painted ghosts
Remember man thy tart is bust
Ash to ash,dust if you must
For give us an hour’s trespassing and we shall be in heaven already.
Please do as you would have fun by

Mother knew rest

Cats five in in

There’s many a true word spoken to test.
Was it ever true that mother knew rest?
Is it wrong to begin a sentence with words such as “but”?
Or will you merely look like a devilish foot?
There’s many a slip between top and hip.
Is there time now for my daily quip?

Never begin sentences without a remand
But should you wish to start them with a word like “and”,
Make sure you study the lines of the land
There’s many a lie that’s told in pure terror.
And many good actions are done in error.
Moreover,if you think that logic is essential for men
Never end a sentence with words such as “when.”
Rules are useless when gambling with crooks.
Never use words that are rude such as “fux.”
Thus if you are still with me at this rage of the game..
Fill out the form and set it aflame

The diet of worms [Strong language]

They’re hunting snails
In New South Wales
They’re hunting bees,
And shooting trees.
They’re hanging worms
For lengthy terms
They’re on a diet
And don’t we know it.

The diet of worms shall be our fare
And on the bible. we shall swear.
We’ll swear our oath
We are not loth
We’ll strangle frogs
They’ll die in bogs.

We’ll always use four letter words
And they shall be our hunting swords.
We’ll kill the good
We’ll burn the wood.
We’ll shout out,fuck.
We’ll burn the book

We’ll let no thin skinned people live.
We’ll always take and never give!
We’ll use our charms
To quell alarms.
We’ll rape the girls
Cut off their curls.

For as we’re human, so we’re mad.
We kill the good and love the bad.
We saw the babe in Bethlehem
We saw him die between two men.
We did not run to cut him down
We said,Oh,fuck,another clown.
For he spoke love
And said to give.
For he spoke peace;
Let joy increase

For like most human,we are crazed
We see it a we’re not amazed.
No sunset red
No welcome bed
No golden dawn
No welcome morn
No loving arms
No sacred charms
No newborn king
No tune to sing

Oh,we are damned
We are broke
We built Auschwitz
Saw the smoke.
And now it’s built again,again
Drops the bomb
In Bethlehem.
And on our knees, we women crawl
To bury babies born too small.
To take the swords from these mens’ hands
And bury them in desert sands.
To pick up scraps of humanness
To hold up hands for God to bless.
We did it wrong,we did it bad
We never thought, so now we’re mad

Would you read one of the books called “Something for dummies”?

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I found when I first bought a computer that one of the books like Windows Vista for Dummies was really helpful.Someof their books are quite hard like one about repairing your own computer.I don’t like the title but assume in the USA it has a slightly different meaning and since they cover many topics they are a useful resource.I have quite a few of them.They are very thorough and well laid out.
A better title,perhaps,was thought up by another American.The have series called
XXXXX The Missing manual…

and they cover everything.They aim to cover a gap which they think is not covered by the user manuals…You need time to study their books.
I doubt if I’d read Religion for Dummies but I am happy with Knitting for Dummies.
Very few people explain a topic to the absolute beginner.Because they lack the imagination to understand what it can be like….I learned to do this when teaching and unfortunately it sometimes happens nown that I tell people something in that manner which irritates them.. so now I try to keep quiet.

Sometimes we should be less worried about what people will think if they see us readinf

Wittgenstein for Dummies