Take Maud

Come to the garden,Claud.
I love both you and dear Maud
I may be bisexual
Extra-terrestrial.
But nobody seems to be awed.

Come to the garden,Claud.
I need to kiss and be pawed.
I may be a sinner
But don’t miss your dinner.
I put all my trust in the Lord.

Come to the garden,Claud.
It’s mother,coe blimey,oh Gawd.
She’s got out her rolling pin
She knows now just how I sin.
Best run away and take Maud.