Mytwosentences 76.

He rolled his eyes on the television.Je ne pays pas son license.
She met his eyes down the street en passant and pleasant
His eyes narrowed as they passed through the Thames Barrier;quod errant demons tantrum
His eyes were askew as they sailed in the dinghy down the river bed.Que sera tara
His eyes said,hello babe.Non erat liberace
His eyes roamed about wildly. Kyrie eleison
The cat’s eyes were missing as they drove down the main road. Ite missa pest
His eyes were all over her and she was a full bosomed lady of ample means. Heilige snacked
Her eyes never mated with his although he gave her a large glowering look.Stille nacht.
Your eyes are not sharp enough,the teacher said as I broke the lead in my pencil.Mal a la tete!
His eyes melted the ice round her heart as they caressed her with tender pity.
Oh,mio solo
His eyes spoke volumes but no-one wrote it down so it is lost to posteriority.Amen
Her eyes were as hard as diamonds but in reality she was a soft touch.O mio sho low
My eyes dropped and I looked ashamed of myself.Kyrie illusion
My eyes stammered all down his sweet face. Que sera?
Her eyes ran and so did she…. that seems logical to me.QED
My eyes watered and the plants were rejuvenated.Non tolerante les diables.
Your eyes are too bold,the doctor said.Wear dark glasses and keep away.Niger est superiore
I put my eyes on hold and then forgot!Esta la vista de pleurs
Do eyes count? Numinousity
Are eyes free? Liberare mei
My eyes twinkled when I read his letters.Je s’adore.
My eyes are just stars really.Visible retinae
My eyes are in bed today,Ou est le trouve?
My eye,my eye,my kingdom for an eye..le chat est mort d’arth

I suffered from terrible schemes at Wembley , but I never even knew!

What is so blunderful about men,anyway?

Men can’t carry a mobile in their bras…. is that just? If it fair?

I wish I could meet the Lord…I mean Freud.

Is  it ever too late to cure a prognosis or to endure a diagnosis?

Please wear a frown in bed always especially when harried
Please have clean sex everyday, especially on Sundays.
Please change your underwear gaily.
Please wash your aunts every night especially in summer time.
Please keep your cuneiform safe.
Please wear a cat when out of doors.
Please carry your loves in winter.
Please take your trews off before entering.
Please be a delight at all times.
Please do not let your roes glow.
Please remember you are not abreast.
Please nip envy in the blood.
Please use your body as I would

Photo in North London

Thanks for all your calls and emails,
Thanks for caring that I’m here.
In my darkest,lonesome moments
These replies will keep you near.

Thanks for answering all my letters
Thanks for the time you give ,
Thanks for sharing your deep thoughts,
And being so generous with your love.

Thank you for your wit and grace,
Thank for your funny face.
Thank you for your bright blue gaze and
Thank you for your warm embrace.

Thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you.
Love you ,love you,love you,Love.
Thank you,thank you,thanks to you,
Because,because,because,Because.

Please do not bite your males in church.
Please answer males as soon as possible.
Please do not sulk on the grass
Please keep your own pencil in a base.
Please do not roll heavy bones down this hill.
Please bring your own balls to the play group.
Kindly keep your oughts to yourself….
Please be positive about the negative.
Sometimes the best thing in life is a pee.
Please find your own gay home.
Please turn off your moans in the hospit.
Please be illicit with your desires.
Sometimes it’s better to keep your nuts to yourself
He was buried in the seminary with large marble headphones.
Please defend yourself when prepacked.
Please offend yourself well after dark.
Please keep your louse tidy and well aired.
Please thrash your hands before putting in eye drops.
Please do not bare at the ladies on the lawn
They say noble violence will soon break out all over.
Public disorder not followed here.
Your rioting is illegible.See me after school.If you can’t read this please phone me on my cell drone.
The fielding was a disgrace too the world of wiki
Keep on waving all night…but don’t get basted pleas