I asked him to explain how light waves..
And why Plato lived in a cave
Fertummelt,he cried
I’m perplexed,besides.
You’ll soon have me digging your grave
My husband is feeling ferdrayt.
He has been angered by his overlong wait.
The doctor’s fercockt
The lavatory got blocked
No wonder we’re both in this state.
My friend said,why was I farpitzs,
As if I took tea at the Ritz.
I cried,What’s it to you
If I do what I do…
You are driving me out of my wits
FERCOCKT: All fucked up.
FERDRAYT: Dizzy, confused.
FARPITZS: All dressed up.
FERMISHT: All shook up, as in an acute disturbance.
FERSHLUGINA: Beaten up, messed up, no good.
FERSHTAY?: Do you understand.
FERSHTINKINER: A stinker, a louse.
FERTUMMELT: Befuddled, confused.
How my heart sings 
Having known many shtinkers in my time it’s too bad I did not know about Fershtinkiner before.
Both are tough I think but some folk feel they are in a powerful position if they leave the other… and sometimes with ho warning.Thank you for making acquaintance with me and wy writing.I have been reading your blog already.
Funny