Don’t go to bed with an elephant
Don’t go to bed with a frog
Their skin is too cold
When they unfold
In need go to bed with a log.
Don’t go to bed with a cobra
Don’t go to bed with a worm
You will feel fear
When snakes come near.
You may go to bed but you’ll squirm.
Don’t go to bed with a tiger
Don’t go to bed with a lamb
You may feel warm
But not very calm
Lovers unite against spam.
Come to my bed in the morning
Come to my bed in the night.
I am very soft
When I am washed
Let’s snuggle up till we’re right
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