Did they not notice?
No,we shot the staff!
I don’t believe it!Where did you say you went?
Iraq! Why not go yourself?
I’m unwilling to commit crimes I am moral
So,you just let your Government do it for you?
Touche
Surely only a wizard could have conjured this place – or so I thought, aged six, when we, the Ashford family first made pilgrimage to Portmeirion on the North Wales coast.
“Cherish the past. Adorn the present. Construct for the future.” This was the life-long credo of Clough Williams-Ellis, the man who dared to build an Italianesque village on a beautiful Welsh headland.
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It was like stepping into a living picture book or melting through the mirror into Looking Glass Land. The houses were the rich, powdery, pastel shades of Loveheart sweets (does this strange confection still exist?). There were mythic frescoes in places were a child might least expect them, and best of all, a shell grotto that was just like the Little Mermaid’s deep-sea garden.
It was enchanting from the moment we stepped through the gatehouse entrance. How could there be so much colour, so many decorative…
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He never kissed my throat once.Neither did he cut it.
He was a middle man,one might say.
Still two rooks made a good broth
And a rolling bone added some marrow.
Shall we hiss and break up?
Sometimes it’s cool to be kind.
As I was a roaming one night with my sling…
I saw an old vulture asleep on its wing.
Aren’t birds silly sometimes.Why does a vulture not have a nest?
That worries me when I wake up at 3 am with two men in my bed..
Can males not buy their own beds?It’s not love they want,it’s clean sheets!
That’s my tale anyway
A tale of two kitties is an historical novel by Charlotte What-the-Dickens.This is a heart warming story about how two stray cats survived the French Resolution and were married in Brussels.
Warm and Erudite CWTD has excelled herself here.She also purrsuaded a world famous photographer to illustrate the book anonymously.The author’s writing flows from her pen like water bubbling over the Viagara Falls.It beats Fifty Shades of Hay into a cocked hat.Order it now and enjoy a fun night tomorrow morning.
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A tale of two Kitties by Charlotte.Watt-the Dickens…. -[Humor]
Bores whom the Belle told off….. Ermie Emingway {Irony,humor and wrath for women]
I’m getting buried in the morning…Anne Viking [Biography and black humor]
God’s Frozen People:photographs of the people of the Far North …..edited by Peter Woolf and his wolf [Photography]
Far From the Maddening Town….Thomasina Hardy [Biography and psychoanalysis stitched together in silk ]
Bitter Flames by Sylvia Wrath [Torments of adolescence in the USA in the post war era]
Dissuasion by Jane Ostentatious. [Beautifully wrought novel on a small scale]
The Folding Notebook by Horace Moorings [ Novel that set off the new political agenda for masculinity today’]
The Thrill of the Boss by Georgina Sell- A -Lot :[Romance and Sadism at work]
Poetry written behind by Anne Ass [Wit and humor for the receptive]
Keep levitating by U.R.Guru [Yogic Humor]
Empathy for Beginners by J.Christ [ Spiritual]
The Troy of Sex by Achilles Heel [Humorous look at the trouble between the sexes in this day and rage]
Harassment and how to recognize it….. A Feminist [ Spoof guide book]
Textual Harassment… A.N.Other-Feminist – [post modernist guide to life for academics]
The Womendarins…. a recently found womanuscript by Simone de Wovewore [Existential angst amongst women]
How my heart sings 