Hoping for profane love.. ..I have no shame now

Sometimes I take a list of cliches and change the words a little.

It gives me a kind of clay which I can then work from in creating a poem.

It is exercise for the brain though different from Su Doku

You should try it if you are unwell..laughter is so very good for you,

A half naked idea is fit  only for  raving mad philosophers in the wood!

I believe it was Eddy Days picnic

He  has hammered  his wails into the bookshelf and, oh my,how it groans with my books on top as well..can you treat it for sadwood disease,doctor
Take your hand off my fee.I need my pay.I am a psychoanalyst and I’m ok.Keep talking and I’ll have your card.
 He can strangle any cat with  his gut love
May I put my elastic bands into the cat’s tale? Will it come out as an elastic book?
Why is there handwriting  on your wall?Is it part of a pattern or or you short of paper>
She was as handy as a pick  on a locket
They called in  the slang police ,I swear,you dick headed prick.On my life…this is no slang it’s dirt.it’s profane,again
What a  lemony tang there is in your hair! Do you swash it?
I hang on his  evil words trying to bring them to earth for burial
May I hang myself from your picture rail to see if anyone wants  to buy me?I am free to a bad home.
I am as happy as a freshly boiled pan of blackcurrant  jam on the aga.That may be a simile.
Please do not move this oak as it’s  happy  in the park.Tryers may be persecuted by their  dispositions.
Are you happily pampered? If not, don’t come here as I love to pamper people more and more…and then more.
What is a bard’s day or night but a long flow of  growling rhythm?
He was headed like the best notepaper…. but ended in the Bin anyway
What is a hard stop and how is it related to a full stop? Comma or colon- buy one get ten free.
I find tulips hard to swallow.
What a hair’s breadth  from an  idea,she was….if only she had read on.
He has a leg up my chimney. and he’s on fire.How dire.. I perspire.I forgot my deodorant but hey,I can get washed up now.I have a groovy mind of love.

Lost for words

Where have all the lost words gone?

Long time passing.

Where have all my lost words gone,

Long time ago.

The answer my friends,

Is hurled out by the wind

The answer is flying in the wind

Where have all my live words gone

Gone to Thesauri every one.

When will they ever clown?

When will they ever drown?