Dr Packet

I once had a doctor called Parkin

 who was given to humour and larkin’.

When I took of my coat

He made a swift note

Until my old dog started barkin’.

I said,doctor you are very precise

But is taking notes always wise?

I don’t want to forget

The first time we met.

I always felt you were so nice!

But I’m here because I am in pain.

He shouted out,No,not again!

I said,keep your voice down

It’ll be alround the town.

And I don’t want to harm your old brain.

I tried self hypnosis and calm,

I tried pain pills and unguents and balm.

I had chinese massage,

And was assessed for triage.

At least hypnosis doesn’t harm