Tag: spelling

He eluded to his passed with wit devine

He eluded to his passed with wit devine.

He traveled on and  passed the perish all.

And when reel  tired he often  wood recline

If not he went out for a bawl.

This spelling tests the most astyoote  of mindes

Yet Shakespeare never spelt the same whey twice.

As well it’s often felt to be unkinde.

For being obsessive is, in truth, a vise.

But used we r to different methods now.

Texting changed the whey we all now rite

And even if we  learn the rules ,I vow

Writing onto laptops   makes me byte.

No more attack the witless for your pleasure

For  we have many skills which you must treasure

In my genes

Some people are genetically bad at spelling.. or should that be geneticly bad at spelling.I must admit I was born with perfect spelling and pitch….but since using a wordprocessor I have gone into reverse and become less good,or even…. bad.Like the word genetically…if I write with a pen I have no problem.

Anyway I was an infant prodigy.As soon as I could sit up I found I knew the names of all my family and after a few weeks I could talk though my vocabulary was limited…I was 22 before I knew the word Fuck, and about 42 before I said it and that was when I set the chip pan on fire,so it seemed a reasonable response. Now I recall a phrase often used by the women when I was little

Lor’ love a dick………………….. sorry.. ….duck…….

Now I realise it was possibly what we call rhyming slang though I doubt if my mother knew.Returning to spelling,it helps if you can read…so I was lucky being geneticly programmed to read by the age of two and to write after someone kindly gave me a pencil and paper when I was 17…Before that I had to write in the sand or on the wall.

I was also genetically born ticklish…I hate to be tickled… it’s not good to tickle children.. it’s as bad as hitting theAnd I hate she sound of chalk on a blackboard.Now I have lost the plot and will end on a note of boastful triumph at self esteem bigger than theself esteem of Napoleon….and believe me,I’m not conceited at all.. not in the least.why… it was all in my genes you see,so no need for praise….narcissistic…. why,thank you,sweetie..I even spelled it write

Pronunciation – Why is the ‘w’ silent in “sword”? – E at the English Language and Usage

pronunciation – Why is the ‘w’ silent in “sword”? – English Language and Usage.

This is a useful site.I enjoy looking things up.As I suspected the w at the beginning of WRONG used to be pronounced in the past.It’s old Anglo-Saxon or Norse..I wonder how many scholars learn these now?

 

I am an addict now

After only three dais I have becum addicted to spelling words rong.It’s the only pleshure in my life now apart from tea and staring owt of the window.So ought I to giv it up now or will it be all rite if  I carry on bee ing rong as mutch as I kan?Of coarse I have an addictive personality disorder too.

I have becum addicted to several men with personality disorders.Is that a coincidence or  is  it watt sum peeple like Professor Jung call a synchronous happening?Or are they just more fun?

Well,I am too old to change now so if you have a personality disorder pleese right to me tonight and give me your full details.I’ll try my best to becum addicted to you by next weak if you post your foto onto some plaice wear I can  sea itt.Thank you and guddnite

I feer my spelling of the Vatican is correct

I seam to have lost the will to rite today but  am favorably inklined to the new Pope.For he seems to be emfasising his identity as Bisherp of Rome not as the Poep.I believe collegiality will be a good mode in witch to procede

I feer I am  not making as many speling misstakes today.So it will be very eezy for yoo to count  the number.There is no prise on my hed as yet.So if yoo want to gamble go to a place that takes bets and waist your own munny wile yoo can.The banks do it and look how well they do…wear there’s  a will theirs away.

 Meenwile,we can ask our local Bisherp if we still have to follow the ten commandments and if so is their an order of precedence…And is kissing the new rite or are we left again with no root map to guyed us.Kissing is aloud in church…in fact its compullsory.The call it the Kiss of Piece but some peeple bite….and some nip.I say it’s all rong and wee need to make it write as soon as passabelle

 

 

Spelling is rong today

If my spelling was reely rong the spell chekker wud not no.It wud think I was riting in another langwidge all twogether.No,it can see I am rong but it’s not cumming up with enny alternative wurds for mee so u r stuck I feer.Still you no wot I meen I am shure.It’s been snowing heer all day and it’s kold 2.Well must go and make a meel now.Don’t all start spelling like me or wair will it all end?Gudbye..

 

Why I get cross when I spell wrong

I get cross when I spell wrong because I can spell correctly so I see the errors.If I couldn’t spell  then I wouldn’t notice.
Is that a bit like wishing God had not given us the ten commandments?Some things are obviously wrong like killing your neighbors.But other things are tough to decide