http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Shakespeare%27s_plays
Above is a link to Shakespeare’s plays
Wind in my pillows [Life in a Cabin/Tent with no door.]
Save me,I’m a waspie…. [Confused person demands help from a Bee ]
As you swipe it..[Use your card please while I watch]
As you wipe it ………[What an ass….keep it covered till later.]
As you spike it……………….[How to drug people senseful if they want you to do]
Did he take it………………[Bribes in modern life]
Did you bake it?………………… [ White lies in between the courses]
As You Fake It………………..[Is anyone honest in bed?No,thank God!So far,so bad.]
As you take it……………………[All about saving thieves from me]
As I frighten it…………………[Get rid of daddy long legs.]
As you strike it………………[ Do you think about the matches?]
Remedies for Terriers…………….. .[Dogs need psychotherapy too..]
Comedy of Worriers…………………….[Why, is there no trust is left in Society?]
Love’s Labor Costs………………. [Even love needs money now]
Measure your Leisure………[Take away the last pleasures of free time with numbers.]
Merchant of Pennies………..[I prefer pounds, but each to their own]
Sorry Lives of the Censored……………[USA boobs again]
Midsummer Blights Schemes…………[Too many leaves fell off the trees for devilment]
Julius Breather……………… [A break from antiquity at last’
Much Ado about Washing………….[.Confessions of Dirty Married Men]
Taming of the Brew [ How to make tea in a pot and live to drink it]
The Tempest missed………………. [Lucky me]
Elves Night…………….. [No.not again.Elves are too small or I am a giant]
Too gentle women may moan for her [].Oh,dear.Highly Sensitive Women
Hinters fail…………………… [Some folk like me just never get it.Tell us straight.]
I never knew you loved me till you were gone with the wind……[I sinned.]
Blind to men’s charms and hence not in their arms…………..[and other alarms]
Ring here…………………..[Helpline for numb actors.]
The Bride and Seven others……….{polygamy or bigamy.Is it polite?]
A Gossamer Flight of Day Dreams…………..[Spiders for Britain]
Kings Sneer [Always an error]
Richard Who Dared………..[Wars of the Poseurs]
MacDeath [Stay off burgers]
MacClef [Musical Version with real instruments]
Sing Dear [Love for the well aged]
King Veered [How Eddie lost the throne for lurv]
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