It seems quite clear that maths should take the blame
As quantity and quality. are not the same
The Hebrew temple used the number pi.
And pi is not a quantity, I say.
So pi is not as a measurable as 10.
It’s decimal expansion never ends
There is no pattern, how God condescends.
Don’t think about this funny stuff it drives you round the bend
Don’t go to bed with an elephant
Don’t go to bed with a frog
Their skin is too cold
When they unfold
In need go to bed with a log.
Don’t go to bed with a cobra
Don’t go to bed with a worm
You will feel fear
When snakes come near.
You may go to bed but you’ll squirm.
Don’t go to bed with a tiger
Don’t go to bed with a lamb
You may feel warm
But not very calm
Lovers unite against spam.
Come to my bed in the morning
Come to my bed in the night.
I am very soft
When I am washed
Let’s snuggle up till we’re right
When I looked out my window
You were passing by.
Was it a coincidence
Or are you in fact a spy?
Some men love their money
Some men love a wife
Sometimes they are happy
Despite enduring strife.
I like my little window
Through which I view the town
I see many people
black and white and brown
Cultures are all of value
Sometimes cultures clash.
We need to live together
On this gorgeous earth.
I’ll stalk beside you till the end of time
I’ll take your photo if it’s not a crime.
I’ll blow you kisses right across the street
I’ll write you poetry and make it rhyme
Please don’t pull the curtains
For I am coming by.
I want to see your underwear
Is it thermal? …Don’t be shy.
Please don’t turn your light out
For I wish to peek in.
I like to see men in their beds
Is it a big sin?
Why not sleep stark naked
For then I’ll see your chest.
Have you still got hairs on
OK. Leave on that vest.
Do not put your glasses on
To see whom I might be
I shall wear a pointed hat
Topped with a cherie
I like to see you sleeping with
a smile upon your face
I do hope you are dreaming
of a sweet embrace.
I’ll gaze in and smile at you
And then tip toe away
For if I see you smiling
I’ll be joyous all the day.
I love to see you happy
I ‘ll be with you when you’re sad.
Sharing deeper feelings
Stops us from going mad.
So please don’t pull the curtains.
I am real, I’m not a ghost
I met many people
And I love you the most.
How my heart sings 