• Genudirection

Genuflection

• I do not indulge in genuflection

• As my knees are so far away I can’t detect ’em.

• But bend yours if you desire

• To show courtesy to the Higher…

• The God does not come around to inspect ’em.

• Tables and chairs have legs

• They are stiff and held in with pegs.

• Perhaps I am a chair?

• Who will sit here?

• Don’t crush me down I beg.

• However chairs do not have any minds

• As far as scientists can find.

• And they do not have eyes

• So they cannot be spies…

• Yet we know chairs do have their behinds

• Word origins

• The origin of the word knee

• Latin genu as in genuflect.. bend the knee before God usually but also as people curtsey when meeting a Monarch.  

• Flex means to bend…deflect must mean bend away

Fire Tests

• ignis aurum probat

• I married an acrobat.

• He jumped through a flame

• Calling my name…

• with a gold ring inside of his hat.

• ignis aurum probat

• Who is your advocate?

• Send him some gold.

• Fire burns out the mold!

• I know because God told my cat.

• Ignis Aurum Probat

• Is a wonderful name for A Lat.

• But Mrs Probat

• I do not like that!

So I’m going for golden,howzat?

• Et tu, Brute?

• I now have a Romanian friend

• He was on the bus at the back end

• Cum va numiti?

• Just call me Kitty.

• Et art tu,Brute?I punned.

• Sing early

• Encantado de conocerle.

• My bird is usually early.

• So hasta la vista,

• I think I have kissed her.

• I get up at dawn but rarely!

• I’ve had nothing to eat all today

• I sought to sell my soul on E bay

• Oh,no hay de que,

• I leaving anyway.

• Buenos tardes,we all need to pray.

• My friend met a fan on a boat.

• Alas,it wasn’t far from the port

• So, hasta la vista,…

• The faster he kissed her

• The more she sang out,please emote.

• You old goat

• Kiss my throat

• Like your coat

• Sow an oat.

• Die Zauberflote.

• Pissed as a mote.

• Encantado de conocerle….. pleased [enchanted?] to meet [know?] you.

• Spanish is very like Latin,more so than Italian.Romanian is also like Latin but fret not,I don’t intend to write in it as yet

• Mirror Faces

• Shadows, on the whole, are an error

• which predestine the soul to feel terror

• So if by a mystery

• Folk sniff your history

• Avoid all light precast by a mirror.

• Mirrors can throw out strange beams

• which can only be deconstrued in your dreams.

• Allow yourself time

• To sleep and to rhyme,,,,,

• Reflections and love are one theme

• Rocking chairs give an illusion

• Of resting on grandmother’s bosom

• How warm and how kind

• Is the light of her mind

• I sometimes need such care and soothing.