• Please do not overbake on narrow roads.Think of other losers.
  You cannot seat your own food in this cafe.
  Please thrash your hands before eating.
  Coffee free with disorder.No panic.
  Dot of tea,red and bitter,served with all orders.Milk avoidable by bequest.
  Fish and whips while you mate.
  Beefburgers,100% horsemeat, served here with microchips
  Chips  free with all sand witches.
  Let them eat bait
  Spare the cod and boil the child.
  Battered cod on Fridays after Mass.No bullying free
  Friday is no longer a day of absence for Catholics.
  Got to Mass and prey om women.
  Wear your best cat in the Synagogue this Sabbath.Make it special
  Jewish Cookery books free to first comer.Owner divorced from loyalty to husband.
  If bad tempered please play with yourselves instead of coming to the dance.
  See here on Sunday… Jesus is the Word.
  No sermons during Class by order
  Do you eat hake?Come phising tomorrow
  Discover the toy of sex.Workshop on Mondays

 

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