We once had a Dr Hull Proctor
His wife lookedq quite ripe so he plucked her
Her cheeks were well read
Sailing under my bed
Agogz mm,she’s well used in the scriptures
Is it a video home with the Oxford dictionary?
Have you been on the new British library!
I can no longer be rude
Has the book lost its glue?
I lived in Islington and then wed in Highbury
On Sunday evening people feel bad sometimes….so read a funny book or wash all your socks,tidy a drawer or be creative
Sleep with a flea in your ear.
A bee can be a friend ,
unless you are a wasp.
The comfort of park rangers.
Lonely with you.
Cats are company.
How to enjoy your self.
Love yourself and then love another.
Existential dread and how to jump across the abyss.
Keep put of trouble,come to mine.
Have you a local?Try going to Church and get free coffee too as well as.. you know what!
Electrify men by wiring your lingerie with our simple kit.
Men…. how not to frighten the ladies.
How to say shit in four easy lessons.
Try a vow of silence to intrigue the opposite sex unless gay in which case s ame sex.
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