| She’s as easy to hug as kissing a bee on the lips | |||||
| Life’s not as easy as being able to see ghosts smoking | |||||
| I feel uneasy as you make my mind sick | |||||
| Oh,Ted,Go eat Crow | |||||
| Beat lead.Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink! | |||||
| He sits like a corpse at a wedding for dummies | |||||
| Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares?Is cruelty good? | |||||
| It’s a treat to see your gun;catch my swift? | |||||
| Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have | |||||
| Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra | |||||
| Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys? | |||||
| Are you on an imaginative roller coaster?Join our club for the highly weird person
Do you ever eat a meringue? Je ne sais qua?I know you ate French. Fry me tonight. Do you often change your sheets in the middle of a sentence? Does the knight jar you/ Why is sympathy so rare? Let them eat croissants… I say.who is David Cameron,anyway? My Friend is half Jewish.She has those dark yet lustrous eyes…. |
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| Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off my knees. | |||||
| I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming | |||||
| The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Sweet revenge | |||||
| I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you work that way.. it’s real neat,you say.On your way | |||||
| These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow the dictionary? | |||||
| The agenda fructifies my daydreams into real works of art.. or cunning at least. | |||||
| Even a wild squirrel finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while | |||||
| Are you feeling even hotter?Keel over and I’ll snatch you up.I can’t wait.I love your dough so.Give me oil for my lamp keep me churning…. no more spurning |
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