New books out now for Thanksgiving

How to sleep with a flea in your ear.

How cats aid the lonesome

Make the most of sex pests .

What not to do in bed on your own

Keep warm with electrified bed bugs .

Hugging for the older, wilder and lonelier.New guidance

I put my finger in the socket and other tales of electrical excitement.

On your own?You are never alone with a fantasy or two.How to do  create a mental image

Why women love a bum

How to be safe  in bed…electrified nightwear for beginners.DIY

Never think in bed

If you feel lonely in bed remember there are probably a few insects on you or if not millions of microbes inside you and take comfort from that..If you are lucky you may even have bed bugs.They bite but so do men sometimes.Tf that worries you boil your mattress every week. I said boil,not oil!Do listen,,,We used to boil them in a pan.Oh,no,that was our hankies.Well,boil them and dry them and then make the bed… there’s some wood in the shed.

Am I thinking?