I went to the doctor, he said I’d pre-flu.
I said “My dear doctor what shall I do?”
Next time I went, he said “It’s pre- shock.”
And then I had pre measles,pre mumps and pre-pox
I ran to the doctor,he said ” You’re pre-well”
I said “Are you sure it’s not just a pre-quel?”
Next time I turned up,he’d gone out for a walk
It’s hard for a doctor who wants to pre-talk.
I went to the optician, who said I’m pre-blind
I thanked him for being so intensely unkind.
I went back to the doctor,and these words I said
“I’m pre -blind, pre-deaf,pre-ill and pre-dead!
Category: poetry
I eat spam, and google then
Believer!
Where on earth should I be?
Whenever.
I blocked cookies all my life
If you want one,ask the wife.
I eat spam, and google then,
I begin all over again.
whatever.
I ban websites for a living
But my wife is very forgiving,
Men ever!
I eat splogs and gurgle blogs
Then I cut up all the logs.
Whenever.
I’ve been married fourteen times,
They divorce me for my rhymes,
Whatever.
I eat cookies if I can,
If I can’t I get them banned,
Forever!
I’m the God of Monster Space,
I’ll destroy this human race,
Moreover.
If you meet me you won’t know
‘Cos I look like old so and so,
Whoever.
But I am mad and I’ll get you
I eat up this human zoo;
Together.
Whenever.
Can’t forgive,erhhh.
His mistress was vexed

And thinking too by Love’s despised.
Your face is map enough for me ,
Your gaze,your smile,your frown,your glee.
And if I want to know the rest
The shape your posture‘s made is best
For showing what your life is now.
A look,a gesture all this show.
Till who you are is then disclosed
And I am in your arms enrobed.
Love vanishes when analysed,
And thinking too
by Loves despised.
Choose the means to fit the end
And then I’ll be what you intend
Blown away with your smoke
If I go I won’t tell you.
I’ll just disappear one day.
Like when a cigarette ,which seemed so long,
suddenly has become smaller
and you never noticed it
because you were talking
about the meaning of life
while life was somewhere else
blown away with your smoke
into the sky
and then dispersed
never quite visible again
but still floating on the breeze
hoping to be caught
in a butterfly net
but unable to communicate
except by flying.
If I go it will not be today
but it will be an ordinary day
no one will realise
that it’s that day
that the bird flies
from her nest
to go to a new place
only seeing the deserted nest
he realises,
my bird has flown
We need more than words
Before we learned to talk we communicated with our mothers and later the family by gestures,cries and body movements.In fact inside the womb we swam like fish .Then we begin to babble as if we learn the music of our tongue before we learn the individual words.Eventually we get caught in the web of words and assume without thinking that everything important can be expressed this way.However when we are with people we still rely alot on body language and the tones and musicality of the voice itself.A ugly man with a beautiful voice can become very attractive to women.for example.
But later we may come to realise many aspects of life cannot be expressed easily in words.As humans evolved they developed different kinds of language.Poetry and science describe aspects of the world and of the people speaking these languages.One cannotbe reduced to the other..Music is also a form which does not use words though in opera it is combined with them.
One , might almost say that with printing and later mass literacy we moved from an oral,bodily centred ,sensuous language to a more abstract less personal way of communication.
However, there are many forms of writing and much more can be expressed this way than most of us know… but when we come to the edge of the world of language .. we realise that the sacred,the ineffable,the holy may be beyond the powers of even the best poets.Yet they can point us there,Music and art may give a more vivid enchantment which we recognise but of which we find it hard to speak.
Words are a net to catch the world but the smallest fish may drop straight through.
Despite these problems most of us can convey much more by words than we might think.
I can’t say more
Chirography,chirography-
Is it linked to psychopathy?
Psychopaths all live next door
To someone else ,I feel quite sure..
Yes,all of us must learn to write.
But never,ever, impart spite
Neat and beautiful is fine.
But please your readers and don’t whine.
Form and content,to and fro
With the swings of life we go.
But keep the swings in balance or
You’ll fly off and be no more
In the end ,as clear as mud,
What we write should convey good.
For spite and malice ,e’en writ fine,
In fiery hell we’ll spend our time.
The true last judgment is each day.
With care and patience, we must play.
While God lives inside a flower
Though it bloom for a mere hour.
The everlasting music of the heart
How beautiful it was when the sun shone
And I walked with you,my dear husband, through the gardens.
How happy I was to sit with you by the lake,
to hear the water from the fountain splash.
It’s our our favourite music now we cannot visit the sea
To hear the tide rush in,then fall sucking on the shingley beach.
But I see it in my minds eye.
Aldeburgh,the fishing boats go out at sunrise.
I awoke early one morning ,saw the sun across the sea
and the boats setting out in the soft light.
Dunwich,the heath filled with birds
the cliff and the beach where sometimes one can find marble
from one of the many churches washed away by the encroaching sea.
then Southwold,the marsh so quiet I heard crickets.
We went across the Blyth in the rowing boat
And saw the place from which our picture of Walberswick was painted…
If only life could be captured,slowed, for a few minutes
for us to receive the beauty and hear the sound of the sea
The everlasting music of the heart
Unused to Winter mild and damp and sweet.
I sit alone inside a darkened room
To mourn the passing of my lover dear;
Yet this darkness brings me not to gloom,
Nor does it aggravate historic fears.
I see forsythia’s light and windswept twigs;
The sun is higher despite that it is weak.
And in the earth I see a squirrel digs
Unused to winter mild and damp and sweet.
What will be the trigger for my move
Into the sun which once I loved so much?
Will it be the dawning of new love?
Or will I be deceived that it is such?
I seek no warmth from inter-netting trolls.
For flesh to flesh is how fresh love will call
A winter day describe
Grey, damp, dark, a winter day describe,
Though sunshine comes with white and wintry frost.
While on my paper curving shapes inscribe
The alphabet I learned at childhood’s cost
Humankind can’t bear too much of night
Hallucinations,dreams, symbols confused.
We like the sunny sky where birds take flight.
In warmth soft air, our tension are defused.
Accepting night is one of our sad tasks
Light and dark needs balance in this world
In the light of sun. our sorrow’s masked
We feel false ecstasy as colors swirl.
God created light and darkness first
Their divided unity is blessed
Creation in process
My old blue fountain pen allows
The ink across the page to flow
Like wet paint from an artist’s brush,
And words come in a rush.
Enchanting through the hand which writes,
Bewitched with art, beauty alights.
The script is like a music score
Through which we pass as through a door.
Imagination’s home.
As ,mysteriously.to you, to me,
The spirits of our hearts are tamed,
By rhythms of pen,of brush,of mind.
They enter vision quite unplanned,
Like moths to flutter softly round
Fire joined heart and hand.
The pen slows down,the hand goes still
And just as dreams at daybreak will,
They shrink,they disappear,they’re gone,
I almost caught that one.
It’s not simply sarcasm,you know.
I don’t know how to write about irony
It’s not simply sarcasm,you know.
It’s not meant to cut
But simply to put
A comment with a humorous glow.
When referring to political tyranny
Wit may serve better than steel.
Contempt is not good
For if not understood
The bleeding wounds may never heal.
But talking of Hitler and Stalin
And others who encouraged great sin
Irony ‘s out
Clear speech leaves no doubt,
The inmates have possessed the Great Bin
Oh,John Joe was a farmer’s son
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Oh,John Joe was a farmer’s son
They lived up near the hills.
When he went to tend his sheep
He gazed down on cotton mills.The rivers ran with water pure
And so provided power
Yet over these dark ruined towns
The heathered hills did tower.Mary was a local girl
She walked out on the moors
She wore a dress of silky cloth
Printed with tiny flowers.John Joe saw Mary dear
When he was dipping sheep
She peered over a dry stone wall
And saw the new lambs leap.Her hair was long.Her hair was gold
Her eyes singularly blue.
In John Joe’s eyes she was so fair,
What was a man to do?He watched her walking all alone
Was she sad or sick?
He showed her how his dog behaved
He showed her shepherds’ tricks.Then one day,he held her hand
As they walked to the Pike.
They stood up there and gazed all round
So John thought he would strike.He bent down on his right knee
And spoke to Mary then.
I’ve loved you ,Mary, since we met
I hoped we’d meet againMary smiled with her blue eyes;
Her lips were pink and bright.
I love you too and love the hills
And. love the summer light.The next year they were married
Mary wore white lace.
She looked so happy then
To know she’d her own place.The church bells rang,the people sang
John and Mary wed!
And naturally, when evening came,
At last they went to bed.When Mary lay in John Joe’s arms
She knew this was her home.
And so for many. many years
On those loved hills they roamed.They cared for sheep and hens and goats
They cared for children three.
They never had a falling out
But talked beneath a tree.From youth to age the years went by
But John still loved his bride.
And Mary too was happy
With John Joe by her side.Their faces,lined, were full of cheer
Their hair as white as snow
And everywhere that JJ went
Mary too did go.Until the day came for his death,
He lay down in the grass.
Mary ran and held him close
And thus dear John did pass.The muffled bells rang from the tower
John Joe was carried in.
The parson prayed and hymns were sung.
The sheep dog made a din.In the dark earth John was laid
While Mary wept and cried.
What will I do ,my own sweet John ,
without you by my side?So Mary grieved and wept and sighed
And thus she spent two years…
The loss was great and bent her back
with the weight of care.For when we open up our hearts
We feel both joy and woe.
This is the pattern of our love,
Which like a river flows..
Its holiest wife
How like a prison is a once loved home.
The little trinkets brought back with sea shells,
Which used to feel the rushing of the foam,
Remind me of the absence of him felled.
The strength of features,sharpness of the eye
The sense of others feelings from their face
These qualities, when listed, make me sigh
i long immediately to feel his dear embrace.
I’m caught uncertain after a phone call
I look around to tell him all the news.
Then sadness comes, with emptiness enthralled,
My eye can’t find him in my wider view.
Then alone,imprisoned, I feel in deep grief
And sorrow takes me for its holiest wife
Punctuated, unconditional space of privation
“I’m not surfing
on the tide of realistic. frustration
exactly,so much as idealising
what one has.
To be able to bear satisfaction,
in order for grieving to help , is unmistakable,
how the culture we can’t see,
consumer capitalism ,depends
on the idea that toleration
every time we feel a bit hesitant
or scoured or inimitable, is an omen
we beat, say, or we bop.
It’s only in the punctuated
unconditional space of privation
that we can begin to follow thoughts
.to really imagine or conjure with these.
It’s very difficult to allow
what we’re frustrated by to remain alive
In making the case for preventative thinking
I want to make it fascinating
so that people converse
or think in different places
and extend their boundaries
so our thoughts can flock and even migrate.
The windhover
A window is the wind’s eye.
This article is by Carol Rumens
Poem of the week: The Windhover by Gerard Manley Hopkins
This time, Hopkins’s astonishing control of his wildly experimental form is as awe-inspiring as its subject matter

Gerard Manley Hopkins wrote “The Windhover” in May, 1877. He had been a student at St Bueno’s Theological College for three years, and this was a productive period: the year of “God’s Grandeur”, “Spring” and “The Starlight Night”, among others. “The Windhover” is the most startlingly experimental of this gorgeous tranche of sonnets. Hopkins seems at ease, fully in control of the energies of his sprung rhythm and effortlessly folding the extra-metrical feet he called outrides (see line two, for example) into the conventional sonnet form. He recognised his own achievement, and, sending a revised copy to his friend Robert Bridges, declared that this was the best poem he’d ever written.
Much discussed and interpreted, “The Windhover” plainly begins with, and takes its rhythmic expansiveness from, a vividly observed kestrel. That the bird is also a symbol of Christ, the poem’s dedicatee, is equally certain. Perhaps too, its ecstatic flight unconsciously represents for Hopkins his own creative energy. When he exclaims “How he rung upon the rein…” his image might extend to the restraints and liberations of composition. The phrase means to lead a horse in a circle on the end of a long rein held by its trainer, and it certainly makes a neat poetic metaphor.
What a marvellous sentence Hopkins sets soaring across the first seven lines of the octet: I particularly like those cliff-hanger adjectives summoned “in the riding/ Of the rolling level underneath him steady air”. The diction throughout is rich and strange: “wimpling” (rippling and pleating), “sillion” (a strip of land between two furrows), “the hurl”, “the achieve”. There are resonant ambiguities: “buckle” for example could be imperative or indicative, and it could mean any of three things: to prepare for action (an archaic meaning), to fasten together, or to bend, crumple and nearly break (“buckled like a bicycle wheel” as William Empson remarked when analysing the poem in Seven Types of Ambiguity).
The metaphysics may be complex but the imagery of riding and skating are plain enough. The wheeling skate brilliantly inscapes the bird’s flight-path. It’s important to our sensation of sheer, untrammelled energy that we see only the heel of the skate, and not the skater. Empson wrote that he supposed Hopkins would have been angered by the bicycle-wheel comparison, but I am not at all sure he would have been: the poem welcomes ordinary physical activity, and a cyclist has his heroic energies and painful accidents like any other athlete.
Christ’s Passion is central to the poem, the core from which everything else spirals and to which everything returns. The plunge of the windhover onto its prey suggests not simply the Fall of man and nature, but the descent of a redemptive Christ into the abyss of human misery and cruelty. References to equestrian and military valour (the dauphin, the chevalier) evoke the Soldier Christ, a figure to be found in the Spiritual Exercises of St Ignatius of Loyola which Hopkins devotedly practised. The swoop of this hawk-like dove is essentially spiritual, of course. But the poem doesn’t forget or devalue the “sheer plod” of the farm-labourer – another alter ego, I suspect.
It’s remarkable how the sestet slows down without losing energy. Instead of flight there is fire: is this a reference to Christ’s post-mortem descent into Hell? The adoring “O my Chevalier” softens to a Herbert-like, tender “Ah my dear”. And now the great impressionist painter, having so far resisted any colour beyond that suggestive “dapple-dawn”, splashes out liberally with the “blue-bleak” embers and the “gold-vermilion” produced by their “gall” and “gash” (both words, of course, associated with the Crucifixion). Again, there is terra firma as well as metaphysics. The earth is broken by the plough in order to flare gloriously again, and the warm colours suggest crops as well as Christ’s redemptive blood. Beyond that, we glimpse some other-worldly shining, a richness not of earth alone. As always in Hopkins’s theology, Grace in the religious sense is not to be divorced from athletic, natural, often homoerotic, grace. In fact, it is fuelled by it.
The Windhover
To Christ Our Lord
I caught this morning morning’s minion, king-
dom of daylight’s dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, – the achieve of, the mastery of the thing.
Brute beauty and valour and act, oh, air, pride, plume, here
Buckle! AND the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion
Times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my chevalier!
No wonder of it: shéer plód makes plough down sillion
Shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear,
Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermilion.
Creative thought
Cat
I have got utter love from a cat
He sleeps with his head on my foot
Do you think that is sensible
Or indefensible
When we can all smell a rat.?
I’ll show you some pictures tomorrow
I just took them with c 101
They come out quite well
As I cannot tell
A camera from my old phone.noran
Ignorant of these arts I have bought
A missing manual of sorts
Digital photography
Serial monogamy
I love you with the whole of my heart.
A gnostical twinge.
I went to the doctor to grouse.
As I seemed to have lost my own spouse.
Don’t be concerned
You haven’t been spurned.
And let me be blunt,he’s a louse.
I said,is there a shampoo not too dear
To wash such men out of one’s hair?
No,it’s a decision,
Without any contrition,
Never, ever try to be fair.
I said,doctor I was born to be blonde
And of my hair I am reasonably fond.
But my husband has strayed
And I’m not a maid
If you think so,then you have been conned.
You lie for your hair has gone white
Yet it looks blonde by that neon light.
Your skin looks quite pale
Keep out of all gales.
I hope that you will soon be alright.
Well,white hair is currently in vogue
And spectacles are a la mode.
But you are much too thin
To keep a mobile phone in
Your brassiere as its general abode.
Nobody mentions the plus
Of having a very large bus’
You can store stuff in the cleavage
I can hardly believe it
Please don’t let the church make a fuss.
For Christianity has a Gnostical tinge
On which numerous saints have over- binged
The flesh is a danger
As is sex with a stranger.
This is certainly far beyond the fringe.
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A Gordian knot describes my new made life
A Gordian knot describes my new made life
For I’m confused and feel misunderstood
My lovers all are tangled in their strife.
Yet,narcissistic, I desire my good.
Alas, I am as beautiful as dawn
This gives a false description to these men
For as I struggle feeling quite forlorn
Each man wants to take me to his den.
I’d rather read then be adored and served.
No longer youthful ,I have had enough.
I gave my lovers more than they deserved
Now I’m sick of them and all their stuff
Be off you men and find yourself elsewhere
I warn you now I shall soon curse and swear
Oh,joyful eye
How beautiful the feeling of the air
Upon my skin as I walk beneath dark trees.
Sunlight shares their pattern while all’s bare.
Oh,joyful eye to see such shapes as these.
Under the old cherry I look at
The little branches geometric form
My hand extends as if I want to pat;
To share my joyfulness and feelings warm.
I glance to see the time upon this watch
A gift from one who whom time has torn away.
A tear drops to my cheek and my heart knocks;
For I must buy my Xmas stamps today.
Yet though I miss the bus again, I’ve had
The wit to pause to see this vision glad.
The poetry school’s best books of 2015
There’s often a feeling of sadness
In the air in the pre-Xmas madness.
Look up some good books
To kill off your spooks.
Then your heart will be touched by true gladness
http://campus.poetryschool.com/not-the-t-s-eliots-2015-our-best-poetry-books-of-the-year/
The body’s own soul is the face
I was once an outspoken agnostic
My harsh words could sound frightfully caustic
But I saw the light
Turn green in my sight.
So I repaired my own soul with some bostick [glue sold in UK]
The body’s own soul is the face
Which often is lit up with grace.
So I am gentle when gazing
On you when embracing.
And take care in your sweet sacred space.
Ploy: from Scotch.
Line breaks: ploy
Pronunciation: /plɔɪ/
Definition of ploy in English:
noun
Origin
Late 17th century (originally Scots and northern English in the sense ‘pastime’): of unknown origin. The notion of ‘a calculated plan’ dates from the 1950s.
Words that rhyme with ploy
ahoy, alloy, Amoy, annoy, boy, buoy, cloy, coy, destroy, employ, enjoy, Hanoi, hoi polloi, hoy, Illinois, joy, koi, oi, poi, Roy, savoy, soy, tatsoi, toy, trompe l’œil, troy
- US English dictionary
- English synonyms
- US English synonyms
FRIENDSHIP
“Thy Friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s sake.”
William Blake
I was…..
I was going to make some traditional shortbread, but after reading the recipe I just ate half a pound of butter instead.
I was going to make some mince pies so I soaked pastry in brandy and fried it in butter.That’ll learn it.
I was going to make my own Xmas cake but it turned into my sister’s over night.
I hate turkey all Xmas day.
Who wants a chip of the old data?
I’ll be glad to be remote again with only a TV
Blank verse
Cliches regurgitated
My gay laughter can be heard for smiles
Bank your chain and flush as you stand. |
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| You ain’t seen no coffins as yet? | |||||
| You can lead a horse and chortle | |||||
| You should never go home with a man if you’re writing a book.
Take your rhymes;there’s no scurry. Once more unto the beach? |
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| You can prey on my bat again anytime | |||||
| You can take water to the drunk and douse them whenever | |||||
| You can’t sit with a bare leg in a shared home | |||||
| Who can’t make a silk purse out of a cow’s heel? | |||||
| You can’t put the roof space back into the underground | |||||
| You can’t love him. you can only hope to detain him in bed | |||||
| You can’t sing for a dead cat | |||||
| You can’t light cigars in a bear’s space | |||||
| You gnawed at my tart all night.Pay as you go,next time | |||||
| You could have shocked me in Dover with a leather g string | |||||
| You don’t have an egg to stand on in my kitchen | |||||
| You don’t miss the water till the well spins hay | |||||
| You got hit coming to ? Where? | |||||
| You got your just deserts and your unjust deserts.Never sigh nigh. | |||||
| You have to break a few heads to make the teeth stick | |||||
| You welded love onto my heart with your heat | |||||
| You cost me and I’m dumb | |||||
| You make a better cake than a Vindaloo | |||||
| You make even the sun whine.Where do you get that from? |
Important to us

“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself.”
Possibly Jung
Fulminating,the limerick!
Fulminating is hard on the heart.
As lightning strikes, our spirit departs.
Be tender and kind.
Keep peace in your mind.
Grace will come down when love starts.
MW Word of the day:fulminate
An avid cyclist, Justine would often fulminate against automobile drivers who ignored bike lanes and otherwise created hazards for those riding on two wheels.
“We say we value memoirs and other nonfiction works precisely because they tell us what really happened. Then, when the amazing true story turns out to be a bit less than absolutely true, some of us fulminate about it for a while, even as countless more continue to pony up for the tale.” — Laura Miller, Salon, 9 June 2015
Lightning strikes more than once in the history of fulminate. That word comes from the Latin fulminare, meaning “to strike,” a verb usually used to refer to lightning strikes—not surprising since it sprang from fulmen, Latin for “lightning.” When fulminate was adopted into English in the 15th century, it lost much of its ancestral thunder and was used largely as a technical term for the issuing of formal denunciations by ecclesiastical authorities. But its original lightning spark remains in its suggestion of tirades so vigorous that, as one 18th-century bishop put it, they seem to be delivered “with the air of one who [has] divine Vengeance at his disposal.”






