A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
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My husband is a maven with words
And ravens are frightening black birds.
I had quite a glitch
When he took me for a witch
Oy,vey I am banned so he heard.
Mein mutter spoke Dutch now and then
It was double as she garbled men.
She was never a goy.
Nor was she a buoy.
She’s so shrewish that I became Zen.
Arthur didn’t have much chutzpah when
I met him in his Oxford den.
But now he’s quite famous
For an ignoramus.
I should have wed him as he was a man.
What kitsch fills my home, do you think?
How about this striped kitchen sink?
I prefer white ones
But my husband took aeons
So , in the end , we took this one in pink.
Do you like objets trouves?
I found one inside the duvet.
It was my ex-partner’s rocket
Plugged into a socket
It shot me so now I am gay.
Don’t believe what I say to be true.
I’d never tell a white lie to you.
But not much is precisely
What we say concisely.
And I am a white parvenu.

Is discretion a valuable trait?








I have become quite concerned with mending things recently.One of them is a lamp which is in a photograph I posted today.It is a lamp I love very much because I have drawn it and painted it a lot in the past.So I have got a new cord and the only problem may be that my hands are not strong enough to get the old one out.If so I’ll have to get someone to do it.An electrician!



A good photograph is knowing where to stand.



