Which would you prefer
An angiogram
An inflexible cystoscopy
Open heart surgery
Sudden death?
What do you like for breakfast
Fried brains on wholemeal bread
Black pudding with fried tomatoes
Sliced haggis
Two Weetabix and a banana?
What would you like the nurse to do
Try to put your cannula into your arm il and burst a weather vane
Inject you with broad spectrum antibiotics with a blunt needle
Give you an enema
Wash you all over with fairy liquid and cold water?
Read you a story about Donald Duck the evil orange murderer
All of the above?
After all the worst thing is being bored, being alone and being sick.
How my heart speaks 