Which would you prefer
An angiogram
An inflexible cystoscopy
Open heart surgery
Bunions surgery on both your feet simultaneously
Sudden death?
What do you like for breakfast
Fried brains on wholemeal bread
Black pudding with fried tomatoes
Sliced haggis
Buttered toast well licked by your cat.
Two Weetabix and a banana?
What would you like the nurse to do
Try to put a cannula into your arm and burst a weather vane. Sorry I meant your vein.
Inject you with broad spectrum antibiotics with a blunt needle.
Give you an enema
Wash you all over with fairy liquid and cold water?
Read you a story about Donald Duck the evil orange murderer. He is getting to be worse than Satan
All of the above?
After all, the worst thing is being bored, being alone and being sick.
We don’t know what it’s like to be dead until we die and then we can’t come back and tell anybody although I did see my husband once.
I saw him in the middle of the night when I couldn’t sleep because my friend had been run over and my husband was very fond of her so he appeared in my bedroom and said when I heard I had to come back unfortunately he was only there for about two minutes.
Talk about shock and awe.
How my heart speaks 