I have got more and more incontinent.
Do stop admiring Europe
Why do the government tell us to eat more fruit and veg?
To help evacuate he Common Market from our bodies
Why do the government not have enough beds in hospitals?
They can’t all go to sleep at once!
Why do we have corridor care in our hospitals?
We have to have care everywhere soon it will be in the toilets and they will say: well you’ve got an ensuite bathroom
Is Britain the best country in the world?
It’s the best one for an all-day breakfast. That embodies the bad logic we English enjoy so much all day breakfast is a contradiction in terms
How my heart sings 