Satan’s holiday part 2

Stan was very worried that the police had caught him.He didn’t realize that with the low  sun the mirror in his pocket was flashing out coded messages to aircraft.He got out of the car and walked over to the police on the grassy verge of the road
I’m so sorry,it’s just my wife’s solif gold powder compact.See?
Have you got your marriage certificate with you?
Well,no.I didn’t know we in the UK needed to show them to the police. demurred Stan
It may belong to your wife but you are a man.Men don’t carry them.We never saw one before.
Certain men might of course..actors or politicians.I know Tony Blair wore make up.
That’s irrelevant.Give me that compact.
Stan pulled the golden compact out of his pocket,still open.
The police man stared into the mirror.His face turned pale.He handed the compact to Stan and ran back to his car asking the driver to take him to the nearest boiling Tea Shop.
Stan looked at Satan and grinned…
What did you do?
I just held up a photo I have of him in bed with a sheep….need I say more?
Did you enjoy seeing that?Stan asked naughtily
Not much.~I prefer your flame haired mistress with her perfume of Araby.
So you can smell then?
Oh,yes,said the devil.Sure I can.
So Stan started the car and off they went;all the lights were green and not a single police car was on duty.
Soon they reached Upper Sheringham.The people here are very long lived.
I know it’s the best place to live….
then they turned down the old High Street and parked by a gambolling shop.
Now what?
Will the sea cheer up a sad old devil?We must await the piece of the story with interest and patience.
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