Who did the gooseberries fool?
Why does hair gel?
Why do strawberries jam?
Must eggs lie on toast?
She fried her own eggs daily.
She even made her own bread
We had grapefruits bigger than the grapes.
Why do sheets change?
Do pillows have good cases in law?
Why get married when you can go to prison?
Why have a man when you could love a cat freely
Why marry a wo/man when you can go fishing?
Just relax and act naturally
My therapist is dead but I’ve never mentioned it.
She may rise from the dead but I don’t think yeast is sufficient to cause that.
How my heart sings 