Odd road signs

1 Do not stop your car to read this sign.

2. If you can’t read this sign get your eyes tested~unless you are illiterate
   3 This sign is not here till further notice
   4.This sign is here but don’t look at it
   5.This sign was paid for with your council tax
   6 This sign is not an omen.Evil is already here
   7 Criminals reading this sign, please call the police
   8 There are no signs till the other side if Hardnott Pass.Good luck
   9 Please do not touch this sign unless it is in braille
   10.If you can’t read this sign, phone 999.
   11 Don’t read this unless there is a traffic jam
   12 Signs washed daily by hand.Do not report as garbage
   13 Thank you for respecting our signs.
   14 Please do not fall off the pavement