A young lady went for a swim
She had nothing to close herself in.
a man saw her nude
And said something crude
She said, it’s your mind that makes this a sin.
If only we were born with real fur
It would save us from cruel despair.
We could swim without fear
Without baring our rear
And with no deep concern for our hair.
Do animals take baths or have showers
After hunting and eating for hours?
They can’t lick it all off
Without getting the cough.
On the whole I prefer a wild flower
How my heart sings 