Frokm
Over-ripe peaches stuck in throat
Swallowed a button inside a salmon steak.Two for one.
Tried to thread needle while standing on own head
Fell out of bed onto a sharp wife
Dreamed was being buried so died of shock
Asked for cremation owing to drug habits.Died when in urn or before
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Mary realised her voice was louder than most when people took out their hearing aids when she talked to them But was she right? There are alternatives explanations such as people were not interested in Wittgenstein but in the cost of living She did find her booming voice useful when phoning doctors, Why had her voice got louder as she aged? Could her doctor have given her testosterone instead of oestrogen? Off she went to meet her doctor on Zoom Oh,my God her GP shouted. When you said you were an 85 year old mathematician I assumed you were a man but your voice was feminine hence I gave you male hor.mones to deepen it and make it more authoriative Why don’t you change your gender ? he continued I don’t feel like a màñ How do you know how men feel ? They have felt me in bed with an urgency that surprised me If you tell them you are trans they won’t feel you anymore Unless they are gay And so say all of us
How my heart sings 