I would rather swim through i

Would you like to be my friend? No,I don’t value him highly

Would you like to fall in love? I’d rather swim through it.

Would you like a new car? I’ve not got an old on

What is your name. No, it’s not, it’s Nat.

What shall we eat tonight? I can chew my nails after putting mango chutney on them I don’t like to eat snails 

but neccessity is the mother of invention Will you saute them in olive oil? No, I’ll stuff them into a tomato You need a big one I’ll crush them I’m my

How cruel cookery can be But not as bad as Goering,Stalin,Hitler or Nero. Snails won’t know that But we know

Where are the children? I didn’t know we had any 

Why are we in bed? Because we are married Since when? Gosh, you’ve got dementia already Well, we do live in a Care Home Wow, only 29 and in a Care Home.

We run it