What shall I do with a dilated pupil?
a) Send them to the Headmaster
b} Give them a shrinking glance
c) Look away
d) Go to an Eye Clinic
e} is she having a baby? How can you see her cervix? Are you a doctor?
My glasses are reading any advice?
A} You have schizophrenia
B} You are a witch
C} You need an eye test
D) They are a surveillance device.Throw them in the bin
My lenses are plastic
a} You have had cataract surgery
b} You are deluded
c} They are ruining the environment.Hide them if you can get them out of your eyes
4} You want attention.? Ask for a glass eye next time
How my heart sings 