How not to blog

Don’t put a comments box on your post because if people put comments on you’ll have to reply to them and that will take up your precious time.

Never read blogs written by other people. You have read all the great writers so why bother?

Don’t allow “likes” either because people might “like” things that they’ve not read

Then  the only statistics you get will be the number of visitors and their countries. You don’t even need to bother to look at that

So why would you continue to blog once you put all those restrictions on your blog?

Well you  just have to try it. You are still writing and someone might read it possibly but you will never know and you’ll certainly won’t know who they are or whether they are interested in the same things as you etc

Maybe you want to show your friends or your family that you have a blog but you don’t want anything negative written on it although as a matter of fact most people are very courteous and dont write really horrible comments like the following

Do you consider yourself to be a poet? You must be very conceited.

These poems are getting worse month by month so this is my duty to tell you that you’re wasting your time here. You’d be better off going for a walk.

Do you consider these  to be short stories? Even children wouldn’t bother to read them and they normally like  stories are some cartoons as well it might help but I can’t guarantee that unless you improve the quality.

Well if only you would stop writing it would free up 45 minutes of my time every day and I could stay in bed longer in the morning looking at the clouds go past  my window.

Of course I could ignore your blog but you might think that was rude

Perhaps you could write an article about why people like to stay in bed longer in the morning. And is it true when you are getting older?

Personally I’m sick and tired of being in bed and I’m in bed because I’m sick and tired.

I’m clever as well.