New English grammar

Cut sentences in half to solve the prison crisis

Well if we have to.

Cut a sentence in half.

How accurate does

This has to be?

Is it the number of letters

All the number of words which is used to determine

The middle of a sentence? 1

How accurate 

does it have to be?

I’m not sure what this has got to do with a prisons crisis but believe me if I write a very very long sentence or a very short sentence I did not really believe it’s going to make the slices difference to the 500 people put into prison after the orb was riots last summer in Southport and another areas mainly in the north of England.

What do you

Think?