And with a swollen head, I can’t complain

A copper  pan with silver tin inside
Is useful to a cook and to a bride
They heat up fast and if they are boiled dry
They soon clean up and light my gloomy eye.

I do not polish mine with Duraglit
But that maybe because I have no wit
For it is black and does not shine at all
And when  it’s on, the phone will take no calls.

I use the oven for a Sabbath roast
And use a toaster when I make men toast
I have a grill pan larger than a flame
And with a swollen head, I can’t complain

Get out and buy a copper pan todayl
For ,to be saved, you need this vessel gay