The grass was always greener on the other side of the fence where her husband needed to beat a dead horse every day

It was like her washing the clothes in cold water but she was the kettle calling the pot black.

Look at those towels on the washing line they’ve all been tarred with the same brush. And a stiff one by the looks of it

What would you like for your dinner or sorry I mean your snack

I’ve got a tin of baked beans or a can of worms

Would you like those grilled on toast or would you like to eat them straight from the tin with your fingers as it were with some olive oil dip by your side?

I like some sardines now and then but there are plenty of other fish in the sea, you know.

Look at those big clouds I think it might rain if they turned black or should not be if they are already black it will rain come they turn black when they were white to start with.

That’s a very interesting question what makes something gret and black and some white

Well it’s not the same thing as makes horses white black or Gray for sure.

Don’t touch the tiger’s tail it’s not your horse you know it’s not even the toy horse.

Is it a toy tiger? There’s one way of finding out going to its  enclosure because it by the toe and if it doesn’t eat you then it’s a toy

It might be very big

Buses is still a toy but it can’t be transitional object for a baby because it’s bigger than the babies pram

Should we get a larger pram for the baby?

With the tiger by the baby it might fall over and suffocate the child

Well your idea is as good as mine

Are you sure about that

It is what Briton’s have been saying for several hundred years.

Have you got the actual dates yet?

No I’m saving them for Christmas and are you saving anything for Advent

Who is she?

It’s a they

You don’t say anything

I’m going to have another skin coat for Christmas

What sort

Adder.

Well stone the crows

I said it is the Guinness book of records that’s where I found it

Is it anything like green shield stamps? What was the first recorded stamp

Well you’ve got me puzzled alright

Pleased for you I’m so happy I’m going to put the pen down and post a letter this afternoon

The nearer peace, the more savage the acts
Abhorrent to the atheist in us all.
History, undigested ,splits and cracks

As we whites did evil to the black
With little difference, hate in glory calls.
The nearer peace, the more savage the acts

All of us can disremember facts
Israeli hands have gripped and then appalled.
History, undigested ,splits and cracks QQ aa

As ,with Bomber Harris, Dresden packed
Burned like grass the refugees to ghouls
The nearer peace, the more savage the acts

We deny the healing we have lacked
For Jews we helped destroy, psychotic fools
History, undigested ,splits and cracks

Palestine’s own Arabs are ill ruled
And in return, explode like stubborn mules
The nearer love, the more the hatred whacks
History., unconceivable, directs