I think I’m going deaf

He left a joke of hauteur by my bed

He switched on my electric  chair so it would execute  quickly

He asked me if I wanted to be harassed for Christmas.

He said, do you believe in phantom clowns?

He remind me that father used to bring us Catherine Wheels for tea.

He asked me to test the new electric socket by putting my l finger into it. It gave me quite a thrill . Could this be the new form of assisted dying?

I think I’ll use a dictator instead.

He is getting a kit to find my tea spot

A magnifying lass will be better

He said he’s going to give me a watch in a  basket

He did well at cricket in fact he got a hatchet

he said we couldn’t solve the problem but we could just live with it until it dissolved But is dissolution what we really hunt!

For dinner we had chicken in a crotchet. Then we played musical hairs.

My sister used to like chicken a  lozenge. With white lice nm

I wish we could still get gooseberry fools or even just shrewsburys