How’s your dissertation going?
Oh I’m just about copying.
I heard you were sitting exams.
I’m very good at thevsitting.. it’s the thinking that bothers me
Why did you go to university?
I couldn’t read the signposts
Why did you do a higher degree?
It was either that or getting a job
Why did you do PPE You make it sound like doing time
You can read the time but can you read PPE
That’s why they have tutors so they can read it out to the undergraduates
But surely they must be able to read because if they couldn’t read they wouldn’t be able to do examinations.
Well they have oral examinations for the M Math.
Wouldn’t you have to write on the blackboard?
I didn’t see a black board.
You ought to have your eyes tested. At the very minimum.
Where is the Very Minimum?
This is Oxford. Home of Lewis Carroll
Oh I wondered where I was.
Did you not see the name on the platform with the station when you got off the train?
I can’t read
It’s getting vicious going round in these circles.
Then you need to change your circles.
I will have ellipses instead
Stop showing off your Greek
I thought he was Italian.
How my heart sings 