Unusual things you need to know about washing your clothes

We are looking at you yes

Apparently you should turn socks inside out before you put them in the washing machine all the bowl of water because there will be dead skin inside.

So it might be a good idea to wash your feet before you get into bed

In fact if you wash your entire body before you get into bed you might not need to change your sheets as frequently.

Because it’s expensive washing a lot of things frequently so the more you can minimize the better

So wash your body frequently to avoid having to wash your clothes frequently n

One very sensible hint is that especially in the winter you wear some cotton leggings or pyjamas underneath your trousers and then you can wash the undergarment frequently and wash your trousers less frequently

Since trousers may need to be ironed you can also save yourself work by wearing these cotton leggings underneath your trousers as long as you do not get the urge to iron the cotton leggings every day or every week

It is true though that ironing your clothes will kill bacteria

So if you can’t wash your trousers then  iron them with a hot iron

Did you ever get the feeling that skirts were easier than trousers in some respects ?

Skirts are looser and don’t sit so close to your body and when I was younger and wearing skirts we wore petticoats underneath which is a similar principle to wearing cotton leggings

And if you wore tights then you would wash your tights every day and they would have absorbed some of the sweat from your body and the dead skin from your skin etc

My god I’m going to have a nervous breakdown thinking about all this dead skin and the sweats and so on and so forth.

Maybe it will be better to move to a hot country where you can spend your time wearing very few clothes and the dead skin will get washed off because you maybe going into the sea frequently to swim or whatever.

It makes me wonder why does our skin die and drop off into our underwear or socks? I’m not sure of the answer but skin is fragile

But once it’s dead it’s not removed then it will attract bacteria and sometimes this can be the explanation for the horrible smell coming from your socks.

Still it just seemed rather cruel to deprive the bacteria of their food as God made the bacteria just as he made you.

It’s a puzzle listen to it it seems that every creature except for cows and the ruminants eats another creature

Bacteria are very kind because they eat dead skin cells which don’t feel pain because they’re dead.

So on balance bacteria seem to be very kind creatures which is good because they can’t get married and buy houses and buy clothes and washing machines

And sll the other fun things that we humans have to do

I mean what do bacteria do to pass the time?

They can’t watch the television. They can’t read they can’t talk to each other as far as we know but would we ever be able to detect it?

In fact are they really alive! They mutate but I don’t think they have sex as we would understand it

So what is the purpose why are they alive?Dieæ this mean that some beings are alive but they’re never enjoy any pleasure but since they have no brains they can’t think consider don’t know about pleasure and deprivation.

In a sense they have a very restricted life but they don’t have to get a job they do not have to comply to the wishes of others and develop a false self as we have read human beings do when they are not in the right environment.

Well I wish that Netanyahu would develop a false self

Perhaps he could take Putin with him for a respray

True or false well at least they would look better with some new paint on them which could be washed down regularly but the bacteria would not be there because when you’re outer shell is paint it has no nutritional value at the moment but it’s possible that creatures may evolve that can live on bits of pain there’s a dropped off cars or human beings similar to what might happen to lipstick that drops off women’s lips

I feel I’m going in the wrong direction and perhaps I need a new brain

Never pass water in public.

The saying

Never pass water in public

Might make it difficult if you live near  a lake or river.

Or it’s been raining and there’s a puddle on the payment mother told you never to pass it in public

Never skate on our water until it freezes

Passing water can be hard for the elderly so remember this when you’re drawing up your walking expedition. Don’t take them to the lake District.

Now moving on what about passing out?

I once passed out at the dining table but usually soldiers pass out after they’ve completed their training. That’s why they look so numb

Some drugs make me pass out the main one being gtn or glycerol trinitrate. This is a treatment for angina which blows open all your arteries. But if you are inexperienced and use too much of it you will feel as if your eyes can’t see properly your scalp will start to sweat profusely and the world will shrink around you

If you feel like this try to kneel down or lie down on the floor to avoid injuring yourself when you faint. Is there any happened to me once and it was horrible

Remember not everybody is drunk when they act in a strange way because it can also because by diabetic medication to lower the blood sugar.

If it goes too low you can actually pass out or even die

But your doctor won’t get into trouble because they were giving you the treatment recommended the fact that it affects you more than other people it’s nothing to do with the doctor.

They are all terrified of being accused of doing something wrong

Well that’s only right isn’t it?

By the way if you pass large amounts of water and feel terribly thirsty that may very well be a sign of diabetes.

If you get to the point when you’re losing weight it is not because your drinking half a point of water before every meal. It is that you’ve got diabetes your body cannot take the sugar out of your blood to feed the cells and for some reason which I don’t quite understand it begins to  digest your muscles.

I’ve known two friends who were so happy they were losing weight until the real reason was found.

One of them had an eating disorder and she could eat very few foods so she concentrated on cheesecake as being full of protein

You can’t live on cheese cake

You could live on bread and cheese plus salads  and maybe some boiled eggs, tomatoes etc

The end of the public convenience in the United Kingdom

Make it your duty never to pass water.

You maybe pleased to learn that under the last 14 years of conservative rule 673 public conveniences or bathrooms as Americans call them have been closed.

This makes it very difficult for some of us to go out. If you are near a shopping centre or a department store that might be okay but what about in the evening when these places are closed?

It’s the least we could expect and moreover there are now a lot of people traveling around delivering parcels or into the vast increase in  online shopping.

In many cases there is literally nowhere for them to go.

And buying incontinence products is very expensive and moreover why should people be forced to become incontinent just because they’ve got weak bladders or their elderly or they’ve just had a baby?

These are the minimum requirements for a city or even a town that there should be enough provision in the evening or in the morning before shops open for Peter who need to go to the toilet.

I know what happens near me. There’s two phone booths by the general post office and I’m glad I no longer have to use them because the floors are always swimming in urine. If you are a man who likes to drink a lot of beer kindly urinate before you leave the pub not after though I understand that it could be difficult for you.