The emperor got in trouble for his clothes.
Apparently he had none,rumour goes
Even a wise man who knows the truth
Says clothes can make a man look less uncouth.
When you’ve been invisible for years
You cannot understand the eyes that stare
But now he knows he’s visible to all
He’s meeting Donald Trump before the Fall.
Whatever way he jumps the media scream
He’s got special glasses that don’t steam.
They only cost £2,000 a pair
Universal credit helps all there
He’ll be an oap in 3 more years
He’ll get pension credit I am sure.
And on the strength of that I’m sure he’ll get
A loan from Rachel Reeves to buy the specs
Maybe he’s disabled, there’s a grant
To help them have a bath and put on pants.
I’m sure he’s very wealthy all the same
It seems to drive the envious insane.
If one friend cannot give another cash.
The world will end in violence… oh.it has
The Middle East is screaming, wild with grief
Close the curtain now we have to leave.
I don’t know who it was that wrote this play
Holy Moses tablets were just clay
How my heart sings 