On fire with emotion

I told him my soul was on fire so he threw a jug if water over me.

I said it’s raining in my heart so he put a tin helmet on my head . He’s not a surgeon you see. Andyl likes Cornwall

I said I feel like a drowned rat.

He said you’re so cruel. You’ll be eating mice next.

I said I’ve got gastric reflux.

He said well at least it’s not a heart attack.

Why do hearts attack anyway ?

I said you  have got a beautiful soul.

You said yes I got these shoes in Freeman Hardy and Willis

. So I said I expect they were £29/19/11.Pay £30 we will give you a penny. It’s daylight robbery. Now those  old copper pennies are probably quite valuable.0

That was the end of the conversation because we didn’t do decimal in our day.

What a duo