I thought of crazed wasps. Goodbye to some more Tories

I wonder what rhymes with pedantic

Without being excessively frantic?

I thought of crazed wasps

Whose teeth I would floss

Yet that is not really romantic

Pedantic seems related to feet

In poetry that might be quite neat

Pedes obscuro

Might made a detouro

In search of a very fine beat

Podiatry’s a useful profession

Especially combined with Confession

The priest cuts toe nails

While with sin we regale

We get rid of out corns with a Blessing

Psychiatry is not for the weak

Stick your finger in a hole in the dyke

We try to contain things

Until we are bursting

Then our madness comes out in one leap

Prayer is essential these days

Job comes to mind in this fray

But why would God help us

More likely he’d scalp us

Electing Cameron, Johnson and May