What do we call people who drink blood?
Catholics
I said to the psychiatrist if I ate Jesus Christ this morning what would you call me?
Greedy
Should I take holy communion under both kinds?
Only when it’s raining
I’m supposed to go to confession on Saturday but I’ve done nothing wrong. So I’m going to miss Mass on Sunday.
And confession on Monday?
What is the purpose of rosary beads?
The end oesn’t justify the means
Why do Catholics worship statues?
Because they are very humble
Why can’t Catholics limit their families size?
Because there is no limit to their love.
Why can’t a Catholic be The King of England?
Because we aren’t allowed to go into Westminster Abbey during a service
Why can’t Catholics be cremated?
Because the price of coal is too high.
Do Jews fear Christians?
Do hens lay eggs?
How my heart sings 
Love the photograph and always love your writings:)
Janet my sister toothless photograph last year when her husband was able to take her to the Welsh coast for three days. She thought she was better and she was better for a while. She loved to walk by the sea