Underneath the arches

Please pray before leaving the car park.

We have residential Barking in our Street. Wh

The just men come around once a week. But the sun shines on the unjust as well

The Catholic church has a long stay harp park.

The plumber gave me a quotation. He said it’s from the Bible but did they have central heating in the copper age?

The policeman said who do you think you are? So I said well I’m not a murderer. But he was also a psychoanalyst so he arrested me immediately.I said hang on a minute I’ve not done it yet. Time  has become confused around here. Why was relativity special anywhere?

Children go to school without being toilet trained. Does this mean that teachers have to learn how to change nappies. Is this what they call  the missing stink?

Do they read Palms instead of books?

You don’t need to go to university for that!

I just don’t know what to think now but I never did know what to think until I heard myself speaking and then I agreed with it. I didn’t want a civil war in my head. Once they begin,it’s difficult to stop until everybody’s dead and then there’s nobody to declare the end. Maybe a cock would crow

Just a big empty space with a sign saying.. wait here for the 10 commandments. Contactless credit available except on the Sabbath

But there was nobody there when I went and I’m wondering am I the only person left on earth? Because if so I will never know anything without being able to have a conversation unless I can speak to God but can god speak a language or does he speak only in images?

And that was on the news today. Would I tell a lie?