I’m a loud speaker
Are you really? I’m a gramophone needle
Can you speak?
If I couldn’t I wouldn’t be able to answer
Your clothes are very gay
No, your eyes are too sharp
Can you turn up my hem?
That’s a change from looking at your etchings
Where is the button off my shirt?
It can’t speak or phone
Is public speaking easy?
Nothing public is easy.
Even silence.
What is the agenda?
We didn’t do Greek at my school.
Why is weird right? Should it not be wierd?
It used to be wyrd before the Normans
That’s a relief
How my heart sings 